Announcer Dumbness III

Darrin Jackson, in the ninth inning of today's White Sox-Tigers game, after some Bobby Jenks chin music sailed over the catcher's head and narrowly missed the umpire, who somehow resisted the urge to get the hell out of the way:

"The umpire...did not flinch, that was pretty impressive. Didn't blink, didn't do anything."

Darrin Jackson: mediocre color commentator, and Guy Who Can See Through Umpires' Masks.